THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! EVERYBODY GO OUT AND BUY ALL THE BOTTLED WATER, BATTERIES, CUPCAKES AND BOURBON YOU CAN!!!!
Thank you, New York Daily News, for reminding us about the trye potential horrors of this storm- FROZEN SQUIRRELS.
Because we want to make sure that if you have cupcakes to keep you happy while you’re trapped inside during the Snowtorious B.I.G. or whatever ridiculous thing they’re calling it on Foursquare at this point, we are hitting the road before dawn today, meaning as you read this there are more than likely cupcakes close to you right now. And other people could be out there stocking up on them, and by the time you get to the store all that will be left is canned mushrooms and expired Tang. Moral of the story is that you should totally blow off your job right now and start panicking, because we need to have PRIORITIES at a time like this!
Know what’s going to make this blizzard extra special? It ALSO happens to be Chinese New Year. Meaning that two of the cupcakes out today are of the once a year, get them before someone else does because you won’t see them again til the Year of the Horse flavors. Come Monday we get to our once a year Mardi Gras flavors, then Valentine’s Day with more limited edition flavors and our one night only dessert pop-up at the Owl’s Head. You should probably be planning your upcoming menus around all that news while you’re trying to figure out what to make with the 14 jars of relish and dried beans that are left at the supermarket.
NOW BACK TO PANICKING, AND FLAVORS!!!
Green Tea Mandarin: Mandarin orange cake, matcha buttercream, honey glazed mandarin orange
The Francis Lam: Black sesame cake, vanilla buttercream, white and dark sesame seeds
Car Bomb: Chocolate Guinness stout cake, Jameson whiskey ganache, Bailey’s buttercream
Oatmeal Cream Pie: Brown sugar oat cake, marshmallow buttercream, oat crisp