WHY IS IT SO FREAKING HOT.
I know this isn’t the most interesting kind of conversation, but seriously, I am a delicate flower over here and I can’t stand this crap at all.
What I can’t stand more than the heat? Those people on Facebook who post things back in February like “I can’t wait for summer, bikinis and the beach! Bring it on LOLZ!”. And then once the mercury hits 80, they’re posting “Oh my God I hate this heat! I can’t go outside because I’ll melt! LOLZ!”.
You’re old enough to type on the internet, and you still don’t understand how summer works? Really? And are you really LOLZing after everything you say? Because if you aren’t, you’re turning Facebook into a house of lies, and I’ll never be able to trust anything you say again.
I think it’s about time I revisit last weeks idea of migrating to Canada. Any investors up north interested in underwriting a Toronto shop? It’s cool up there, right? I don’t mind cold winters. Way I see it, it gets cold, I can always put on more layers. It gets hot, I can’t legally get more naked, now can I?
Fortunately, we’ve got a lovely air conditioning unit at our DeKalb Market shop. You should come by today, because we’ve got a free movie tonight, a market wide special I’ll talk about more later today, and these puppies you see right here. Plus, we made Chicken n’Waffles cupcakes for all the midweek customers who don’t get down to Downtown Brooklyn on the weekends. We can’t let you guys feel left out all the time!
Clockwise from front: The Duckie, Banana Cashew, Dom DeLuise, The Hinsch
The Duckie:Peanut cake, peanut butter buttercream, marshmallow buttercream, roasted peanuts
Banana Cashew: Banana cake, cashew buttercream, cashew brittle
Dom DeLuise: Pistachio cake, cannoli buttercream, roasted pistachios, mini chocolate chips, citron
The Hinsch: Chocolate malted cake, vanilla buttercream, malted chocolate sauce, homemade malted milk balls
Available at DeKalb Market and Robicelli’s Retail Partners