Things I learned from Internet Week:

1. As fascinating as the tech sector is, as much as we talk about the fact that Mark Zuckerburg is 28 years old and make a gazillion dollars today, I could never be truly happy in a job where I had to wear a suit and came come smelling like perfume instead of sweat and meat juices.

However, if one of our new fans happens to be launching some sort of dot com that combines the glories of six figure salaries and health benefits with meat juices, then call me!

2. Apparently without sugar and coffee, the people who run the internet couldn’t function, meaning there would be no LOL Cats or pornography. So you’re welcome, internet.

Clockwise from front: Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel, Butterbeer, Aris, Root Beer Float

Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel: Chocolate cake, peanut butter buttercream, crushed peanuts and pretzels

Butterbeer: Butterscotch soaked cake, butterscotch buttercream

Aris: Walnut cake, honey butter, Greek yogurt buttercream with cinnamon and orange, honey glazed walnuts

Root Beer Float: Root beer cake, root beer custard, vanilla buttercream, maraschino cherry

Available at Robicelli’s at DeKalb Market, and all the other usual suspects. Check the locations tab up top. Also whoopie pies are at Madison Square Eats with the RH Lobster Pound, and brownies are at all Oaxaca Tacos locations.  Sorry for not typing it today- running super late for something, and haven’t been sleeping enough. On that note, come visit me at Roller Disco tonight at DeKalb Market, where you can watch me alternately cry, pass out on the counter, and yell like a crazy guy on the subway! Good times!