This week was all about catching up on the paperwork I got behind on during the holidays, and I went so hardcore that it feels like my brain is about to shoot out of my eyeballs.

Ugh.

This is bad for funny Tumblr posts. And my eyeballs. I’m going to ask Matt for a joke.

Matt: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?!?!? They’re making HEADLINES! 

Ugh. 

Sorry. That was worse.  Let’s just get to flavors so we can all pretend that didn’t just happen.

 

Clockwise from front: The Bluth, Bea Arthur, Tres Leches, Chai Latte

The Bluth: Chocolate banana cake, chocolate buttercream, roasted walnuts, ganache

Bea Arthur: Black coffee infused chocolate cake, cheesecake buttercream, espresso ganache

Tres Leches: Three milk soaked brown butter cake, dulce de leche buttercream, caramel shards

Chai Latte: Chai cake, mascarpone buttercream, toasted chai spices

Available at:

Cafe at Sam’s Bakery: 94th Street off 3rd Avenue, Bay Ridge

Aloha Grinds: 77th & 3rd Ave, Bay Ridge

Bagel Schmagel: 76th & 3rd Ave, Bay Ridge

Crespella: 7th Ave off 9th Street, Park Slope

Tazza Cafes: Clark St off Henry AND Henry St off Atlantic, Brooklyn Heights

Court Street Grocers: Court St off Luquer, Carroll Gardens

Eastern District: Manhattan Ave off Eagle, Greenpoint

Brooklyn Standard: Nassau Street off Jewel, Greenpoint

Cake Shop: Ludlow btwn Stanton & Rivington, LES

Battery Place Market: 77 Battery Place, Battery Park City

Brooklyneer: 220 West Houston Street, West Village

Queen City Cupcakes: Patchogue, Long Island