Flavors: Friday, May 10th
We occasionally bake things for celebrities. I never take pictures or tweet about it or things like that because the way we see it, when you’re enjoying something sweet, it’s a little indulgent moment just for you. I don’t need to be sticking my face up in that, blowing you up to the world, ruining your little pocket of “me time” just because you’re famous! Enjoy whatever it is you’re eating! Cupcakes and such don’t care about what tv show you’re on or how many albums you’ve sold- they just want to make you smile in your tummy.
However, today I’m going to have to blow up someone’s spot and do a bit of bragging, because this is just too. Freaking. Cool.
Ladies and gentlemen - today we have made cupcakes for….
WINNER OF THE 2013 KENTUCKY DERBY ORB!!!
Mind you, this is the first time we’ve ever made anything for a horse, so I don’t know if he gets to eat any cupcakes, or if his handlers get to slowly eat it in front of him, inciting him into a jealous rage and making him want to win more. That could very well be the case. However what I DO know with absolute certainty is that horseys are the super-duper best, and Orb is apparently King of the Horses! SUCK IT, EVERY HORSE I’VE EVER ACTUALLY PUT MONEY ON! I’M A WINNER NOW!
Know who else is a winner? Your moms. And this weekend is Mother’s Day, meaning you should pick her up some special cupcakes, like our only-four-times-a-year Strawberry Champagne, or two of our Golden Girls cupcakes, or Banana Nutella (what mother doesn’t like Nutella? Aside from the ones with life threatening nut allergies?). You should buy your mom a few of these, load some Dirty Dancing up on Netflix, then slowly back out of the room and keep your freaking mouth shut all day. That’s the gift I’m hoping for.
Strawberry Champagne: Champagne cake, strawberry champagne buttercream and compote, edible gold dust
Bea Arthur: Black coffee chocolate cake, cheesecake buttercream, espresso ganache
Estelle Getty: Amaretto cake, cheesecake buttercream, amaretti cookies
Banana Nutella: Banana cake, Nutella buttercream, banana hazelnut praline